"Just some of the everyday phrases we owe our wonderful 450 year old birthday boy." - @stephenfry
“Your draft stock does improve tremendously after next school year.”
— talking through work stuff with my mother tonight when she spouted off this gem....
Anonymous asked:Shut the fuck up about vaccinations. Not everyone has to have them, not everyone believes in them. Uneducated fuck.
You know, my homie and secret best friend Neil deGrasse Tyson said it best….
This isn’t an issue of belief or should even be up...
1) Get DRESSED.
2) Set up outside your motor home.
3) Look cool
4) Let the fingers fly.