Posts tagged Obama Derangement Syndrome

How to talk to your right wing nutjob uncle about Obamacare at Thanksgiving dinner.

How to talk to your right wing nutjob uncle about Obamacare at Thanksgiving dinner.

A common delusion when one has Obama Derangement Syndrome.

A common delusion when one has Obama Derangement Syndrome.

I cannot fathom how sentient creatures persist in fighting something that was made law 3 - 4 years ago.

I cannot fathom how sentient creatures persist in fighting something that was made law 3 - 4 years ago.

Dude! How awesome is it when you can piss off a professional birther like Corsi?

Yes, I did frame this one!


I know that even if you were to read this, your out-sized ego will prevent you from understanding that this isn’t just the ravings of an angry writer/comedian, but instead how literally every American feels. Wait, let me take that back. There are in fact some people stupid enough to actually vote for you. I call them the Herman Cain Wing of the Republican Party. You have to be either monumentally dumb or insanely apathetic about our country to put someone like you or Herman Cain in charge.
You just can’t shut up about the “birth certificate” can you? Over the weekend ABC’s Jonathan Karl gave you every opportunity to recant your past jaunts into racism and instead you just dug deeper. “Was there a birth certificate? You tell me. Some people say that was not his birth certificate. I’m saying I don’t know. Nobody knows.” I tell you what, Donald. You produce your original, long-form toupee maker’s invoice, and we’ll rustle up that Kenyan birth certificate you seem to think is hiding out there in there the ether somewhere. Deal?
You’re an opportunistic slug who lucked into his fortune by way of whose biological detritus from whence you came. Had you been born into the working class I have no doubt you’d be just another weird, bitter old white guy. You know how I know this? You won’t drop the Birther bullshit. Put that down as one more huge clue about life you still haven’t gotten. You’re awfully good at self-promotion, but other than that you are clearly as clueless as any of the ridiculous cast of morons the GOP trotted out last year. Oh wait, that’s right, you were one of them for a brief moment. Did you not learn the lesson the first time you were embarrassingly drummed out of the election once people realized, “Oh yeah, he’s just a toupee’d, loud-mouthed, racist, Plutocrat”?
Clearly not. Then again, someone who has bankrupted their own companies four times may not be the best example of “learning from your past mistakes,” right Donald? Oh, I forgot, you don’t even like to fess-up to those abysmal failures, do you? You just chalk it up to “business as usual.” But I wonder, how many of your paid employees would be able to just re-shuffle their debt that’s piled up as they tried to navigate the middle class? Don’t answer that Mr. Trump, we all know the answer.
You have to know that you stand even less of a chance of being elected than the epic tandem of dumbassery known as Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. At least those two worthless sacks of human material have somehow managed to make themselves look just smart enough to be elected once or twice in their careers. No one has ever willingly selected you to do anything except represent yourself as orangutan with a fat wallet. To put it bluntly — not that many people actually like you Mr. Trump.
Believe it not, you actually do have to be somewhat likable to win a presidential election. Contrary to what some on the right may be saying right now, the problem hasn’t been that Republicans haven’t nominated a true conservative in a long time, it’s that they haven’t nominated someone that the electorate really likes. They’ve been counting on the hatred of the Democratic president or nominee to carry them, but as it turns out the electorate isn’t falling for it. Sure, there are any number of complaints you could make about the Democrats in Congress. They are after all one-half of the most useless gaggle of dipshits in a long, long time to sit on the Hill. But for the last twenty years, America’s demographics have been shifting in such a way that the policies the GOP stands for just make them look old, angry, bitter and scared.

I know that even if you were to read this, your out-sized ego will prevent you from understanding that this isn’t just the ravings of an angry writer/comedian, but instead how literally every American feels. Wait, let me take that back. There are in fact some people stupid enough to actually vote for you. I call them the Herman Cain Wing of the Republican Party. You have to be either monumentally dumb or insanely apathetic about our country to put someone like you or Herman Cain in charge.

You just can’t shut up about the “birth certificate” can you? Over the weekend ABC’s Jonathan Karl gave you every opportunity to recant your past jaunts into racism and instead you just dug deeper. “Was there a birth certificate? You tell me. Some people say that was not his birth certificate. I’m saying I don’t know. Nobody knows.” I tell you what, Donald. You produce your original, long-form toupee maker’s invoice, and we’ll rustle up that Kenyan birth certificate you seem to think is hiding out there in there the ether somewhere. Deal?

You’re an opportunistic slug who lucked into his fortune by way of whose biological detritus from whence you came. Had you been born into the working class I have no doubt you’d be just another weird, bitter old white guy. You know how I know this? You won’t drop the Birther bullshit. Put that down as one more huge clue about life you still haven’t gotten. You’re awfully good at self-promotion, but other than that you are clearly as clueless as any of the ridiculous cast of morons the GOP trotted out last year. Oh wait, that’s right, you were one of them for a brief moment. Did you not learn the lesson the first time you were embarrassingly drummed out of the election once people realized, “Oh yeah, he’s just a toupee’d, loud-mouthed, racist, Plutocrat”?

Clearly not. Then again, someone who has bankrupted their own companies four times may not be the best example of “learning from your past mistakes,” right Donald? Oh, I forgot, you don’t even like to fess-up to those abysmal failures, do you? You just chalk it up to “business as usual.” But I wonder, how many of your paid employees would be able to just re-shuffle their debt that’s piled up as they tried to navigate the middle class? Don’t answer that Mr. Trump, we all know the answer.

You have to know that you stand even less of a chance of being elected than the epic tandem of dumbassery known as Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann. At least those two worthless sacks of human material have somehow managed to make themselves look just smart enough to be elected once or twice in their careers. No one has ever willingly selected you to do anything except represent yourself as orangutan with a fat wallet. To put it bluntly — not that many people actually like you Mr. Trump.

Believe it not, you actually do have to be somewhat likable to win a presidential election. Contrary to what some on the right may be saying right now, the problem hasn’t been that Republicans haven’t nominated a true conservative in a long time, it’s that they haven’t nominated someone that the electorate really likes. They’ve been counting on the hatred of the Democratic president or nominee to carry them, but as it turns out the electorate isn’t falling for it. Sure, there are any number of complaints you could make about the Democrats in Congress. They are after all one-half of the most useless gaggle of dipshits in a long, long time to sit on the Hill. But for the last twenty years, America’s demographics have been shifting in such a way that the policies the GOP stands for just make them look old, angry, bitter and scared.

novenator:

It’s been exactly one year since TedNugent  claimed he’d be dead or in jail.On April 14th, 2012 Ted Nugent claimed  ”_If barack obama becomes the president in november again, i will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why you laughing, you think that’s funny? That’s not funny at all. I’m serious as a heart attack._”https://plus.google.com/111051039748078110427/posts/iRvbXXuu8EnWell Ted, your time’s up, so which one is it? I think Ted wants to hear what youthink about this. He doesn’t have a G+ account, but he is on:http://www.facebook.com/tednugent http://twitter.com/TedNugent In all honesty, I think Ted Nugent is going to chicken out from his claim, just like other famous conservatives do when their mouths write checks their butts can’t cash. For instance, it’s been over 1400 days since Fox propagandist Sean Hannity claimed that “wateboarding is not torture” and volunteering to be waterboarded to prove it. Similarly, human hemmorhoid and chronic loggorheatic Rush Limbaugh said he’d “move to Costa Rica if Health Care Reform passed”. That was 3 years ago, and Boss Limbaugh is still here. Time to man up you cowards!http://www.newshounds.us/sean_hannity_waterboard_watch_1402_days_since_he_promised_to_be_waterboarded_for_charity_02222013Sean Hannity Explodes When Reminded About His Promise to be Waterboarded for Charityhttp://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20000188-503544.html http://teddeadorinjail.com/

novenator:

It’s been exactly one year since TedNugent  claimed he’d be dead or in jail.

On April 14th, 2012 Ted Nugent claimed  ”_If barack obama becomes the president in november again, i will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why you laughing, you think that’s funny? That’s not funny at all. I’m serious as a heart attack._”https://plus.google.com/111051039748078110427/posts/iRvbXXuu8En


Well Ted, your time’s up, so which one is it? I think Ted wants to hear what youthink about this. He doesn’t have a G+ account, but he is on:
http://www.facebook.com/tednugent 
http://twitter.com/TedNugent 

In all honesty, I think Ted Nugent is going to chicken out from his claim, just like other famous conservatives do when their mouths write checks their butts can’t cash. For instance, it’s been over 1400 days since Fox propagandist Sean Hannity claimed that “wateboarding is not torture” and volunteering to be waterboarded to prove it. Similarly, human hemmorhoid and chronic loggorheatic Rush Limbaugh said he’d “move to Costa Rica if Health Care Reform passed”. That was 3 years ago, and Boss Limbaugh is still here. Time to man up you cowards!

http://www.newshounds.us/sean_hannity_waterboard_watch_1402_days_since_he_promised_to_be_waterboarded_for_charity_02222013
Sean Hannity Explodes When Reminded About His Promise to be Waterboarded for Charity
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20000188-503544.html
 http://teddeadorinjail.com/

Advertising executive Jerry Della Femina, whose agency created famous campaigns for Isuzu (with Joe Isuzu), Meow Mix and Absolut Vodka, sold his $25 million East Hampton mansion this year—and claims he only did it because of stinking President Obama. He whined about wealth redistribution in the NY Post yesterday, “I want the proceeds of this sale to go to my kids and my grandkids. I don’t want my money going to Obama, and that’s what’s going to happen in the New Year. That’s why I sold right now, that’s why I wanted to get this done.”

Della Femina bought the beachfront home for $3 million in 1987 and says he put $6 million into renovations. According to the Post, “He estimates he would have had to pay an additional 8.6 percent — for a total capital-gains tax bill of $3.7 million — if he had sold it after Jan. 1.” He said, “I’m basically the loser in Obama’s class warfare. That’s what this boils down to. If Romney was elected, we would have had our parties in East Hampton this year.”
"Romney Can Still Be President!" Republican’s Insane Idea to Reverse the Election (by SamSeder)
Sheryl Nuxoll, a Republican state senator from Idaho, is refusing to accept the fact the Barack Obama won re-election and Mitt Romney will never, ever be President. Nuxoll, a Tea Party supporter, is spreading around an article by Tea Partier Judson Phillips saying how Republicans should boycott the electoral college as a “‘last chance’ to have Mitt Romney as President in January (it’s still not too late)…”

Blame the jackwagons in Clearwater, Lewis, Idaho and Valley Counties in Idaho for this. They are the ones who elected Nuxoll.

there is no "practical consideration of secession" unless there is first discussion about the bigotry in the movement now

politicalsmokeout:

Ever since some people decided that asking Barack Obama to let states secede would be a good idea, reactions have been varied. Some seem to take it quite seriously. Others view it as a frustration release.” Some find the whole talk appalling, while others see it as a glorified joke.

Why talk about it at all unless you at least acknowledge that the motivation of most many secessionists is bigotry? If you don’t have the stones to at least call out the bigoted reaction to Obama’s re-election, why give consideration to the practical consequences of it? Do you actually think that someone who is genuinely disgruntled by having a nigger (be honest: that is the word they use for The President) in the White House for another four has the intellectual capacity contemplate what kind of systems that they’d have to replace with out the U.S. Federal Government? I’m not buying it for a minute.

You can talk to me about all of that after you a) acknowledge that bigotry motivates most of the discussions about secession this month or b) move the Brooklyn Bridge to cross the Missouri River. One can say that the USA is screwed up and Federalism is a failure, but I’m not a part of that discussion while are many are motivated to discuss it because the POTUS is of African descent.

Petition to Deport Everyone who Signed a Petition for their State to Secede from America

ca-thar-si-s:

girl-non-grata:

How meta! (Of course I signed.)

lol.

MUST MAKE OBAMA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME AS UNPLEASANT AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!11