It’s been exactly one year since TedNugent claimed he’d be dead or in jail.
On April 14th, 2012 Ted Nugent claimed ”_If barack obama becomes the president in november again, i will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why you laughing, you think that’s funny? That’s not funny at all. I’m serious as a heart attack._”https://plus.google.com/111051039748078110427/posts/iRvbXXuu8En
Well Ted, your time’s up, so which one is it? I think Ted wants to hear what youthink about this. He doesn’t have a G+ account, but he is on:
http://www.facebook.com/tednugent
http://twitter.com/TedNugent
In all honesty, I think Ted Nugent is going to chicken out from his claim, just like other famous conservatives do when their mouths write checks their butts can’t cash. For instance, it’s been over 1400 days since Fox propagandist Sean Hannity claimed that “wateboarding is not torture” and volunteering to be waterboarded to prove it. Similarly, human hemmorhoid and chronic loggorheatic Rush Limbaugh said he’d “move to Costa Rica if Health Care Reform passed”. That was 3 years ago, and Boss Limbaugh is still here. Time to man up you cowards!
http://www.newshounds.us/sean_hannity_waterboard_watch_1402_days_since_he_promised_to_be_waterboarded_for_charity_02222013
Sean Hannity Explodes When Reminded About His Promise to be Waterboarded for Charity
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20000188-503544.html
http://teddeadorinjail.com/
If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” Nugent said, according to a video posted on YouTube by the NRA. “If you can’t go home and get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil America hated administration, I don’t even know what you’re made out of.”
He accused the government of “wiping its ass with the Constitution you’re living under a rock some place” and labeled members of the Obama administration, including the vice president, attorney general and secretary of state “criminals.”
“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Am I, any questions?” Nugent said.
The Nuge needs a new jacket…
…some thorazine, too
Who says “I said ‘Hey Obama! You might want to suck on one of these, you punk!’”. “Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun.” and “Hey Hilary! You might want to ride one these into the sunset, you worthless bitch!” in this video? Nope, not Common.
Irony, meet Apostasy
Look at Rev. Mike Huckabee celebrate fornication with Ted Nugent in the video.
The forced smile on his face and the muted expression of revulsion on her face are priceless.
Looking at them together reminds me how professional patriotism is just a contrivance these days.




