I want a fucking chart of the number of times each president and their wife had sex whilst in the White House and I want it to have each room in the White House and how many times they had sex in that room.
I just had bad thoughts about Susan Ford and in no room in particular in the White House.
A year and a half ago, we wrote about Daniel Ellsberg (the guy who leaked The Pentagon Papers to the NY Times a few decades back) talking about his personal theory as to why Obama was so vindictive against leaks, despite an outward persona (and specific statements) that totally contradicted the position. His belief was that Obama was so vindictive about whistleblowing, because all of those whistleblowing cases revealed things that were embarrassing to the President. The fact that the White House doesn’t seem to have a problem with this particular leak of classified info — one that more or less makes them look good — certainly adds significant weight to that theory.