Everyone has baggage. Mitt Romney just wants you to carry his.
— Mulligan(@MulliganStew63) June 10, 2012
We all want to think Romney supporters are like this, don’t we?
Assclowns for Jesus
One job Mittens created.
Salvation is at hand, winos.
John Fugelsang Is Not a Medea fan
I’m holding out for “Tyler Perry’s ‘Madea Dies Alone And Forgotten In A Rat-Infested Tijuana Alley And Never Comes Back.’”
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 16, 2012
Michelle Obama shares about the Tall Person’s Burden
Ah yes, I know it well
A Hilarious Ruth Bourdain Tweet
@RuthBourdain: Cloudy as fuck. EggSlut spent the night softly scrambling my eggs. Flashing his chile, he splashes lime on my warm tortillas. A fine mess. Shared via TweetCaster
Bill had been home from Afghanistan for weeks before anyone noticed.
LOL
OH MY GOD BEST EVER this has just made my day.
OMG
Took me a minute to figure out that was The Venus of Castro Valley in the first panel.
